Showing posts with label Steroids. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Steroids. Show all posts

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Oranges


Since I'm taking these steroids I'm kinda freaked out about the possibility of gaining weight. So for breakfast, lunch and dinner this is what I have, an orange. And then guess what? Yep, another orange, and then for a snack, jeez, I'm gonna have me an orange or two. Why I decided on oranges, I have no idea, could have been the stress and events of this last week. See with an orange, I gouge my nails into the peel, I go around each end, pulls out the orange plugs or whatever those parts are called and then I rip the peeling down usually in one piece as I go around and voila, the succulent wedges are ready for me suck the juice out as I squeeze it between my tongue and the roof of my mouth.

I think I'm still stuck on fuck!