He placed the collar on her neck only two weeks ago when the Sir said to his pet, "pet, I'm going to Hank's Tavern to have a beer, I'll be back later." "my apologies Sir, Hank's?" pet inquired. "I'm going to the bar, pet,' he answered. "You want a beer, my Lord?' she opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc. Pleased, he wished to have an evening out with all the perks of being in a bar with his friends. He did very much appreciate her efforts and just as he saw in her before the collaring, he felt the pull of her need to serve. "Very good... However at the bar... you may know...they have frozen glasses... " He didn't get to finish the sentence, because his pet,
eager to please, popped up rushing into the kitchen. "You want a frozen glass, Master?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it. He looking a bit pale and said, "Yes, my pet, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be back to tuck you in bed." "You want hors d'oeuvres, Master?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and little quiches. He smiled tolerantly and with a nod he took her cheek in hand, "But my sweetest pet... At the bar... You know there's swearing, dirty words and t..." "You want dirty words, m'Lord? ............ .....
LISTEN UP, CHICKEN SHIT! SIT YOUR LEATHER COVERED ASS DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR FUCKIN' BEER IN YOUR FUCKIN' FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR FUCKIN' HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOU'VE COLLARED ME AND YOUR ASS ISN'T GOING TO ANY DAMN BAR! THAT SHIT IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKASS?'
Until next time...
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*grins*
Cute. Of course....you would never do that. (I might, but then again, I could and could get away with it lol)
*editted to fix a typo*
Oh God, I would never do that, be that, or anything similar, but when I read it? omgosh, I laughed hard.
Because there are so many that once collared run the show, the man and nearly everything else involved.
And online have seen it enough.
So it cracked me up big time.
Best wishes
Well, now...thats just it. I wouldn't hesitate to tell that to my husband, especially if I went through all the trouble to give him no reason to want to leave.
But...had I told him what she told her Lord, my husband would have looked at me, laughed, and then asked me who made me the boss, as he trundled his butt down to the pubery.
laughs
Exactly the girl was right there to give him everything, have everything his heart desired right there and ready...
but I suppose she finally cracked lol
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